Coming Soon: New Currency Order

Whatever you think of the young administration of President Barack Obama, you have to admit the man does not lack for ambition. He promised that sea levels would fall and the lame would walk, and everyone understands that will take at least a couple more months. But taking over the motor industry, well that's just the work of a couple of the President's bright sparks over the weekend. It's great knowing that I'll be able to go into my Congressman's constituent services office when I need parts for my old Dodge truck.

My sources in Washington tell me that the next thing to come out of the salvation lab is a major currency reform. The American Dollar, the Yankee Greenback, it has served us so well for so long, but now it's lame too. Better just to repudiate all claims and start over, as they are wont to do in the countries of South America that have lately emerged as models of public administration.

I hear the new buck will be called the O-buck, and this is its symbol: