Government Bailout for Snowboarding!

I had been going to write that slogan on my truck in grease pencil as a joke. Tonight, government aid to the snow and boardsports industry is apparently a reality, all joking aside. See $70M DOLLARS ALLOCATED BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION FOR PRODUCT PURCHASES THAT GET YOUTH ACTIVE; SNOW SPORTS PRODUCTS QUALIFY at leading boardsports industry website Transworld Business.

Dude, where's my Senator, man?