And It Was Not Good

AND it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Obamus, that all the world should be taxed.



(And this taxing was first made when Corzinus Corruptus was governor of Nova Ieiursii.)



And all went to his own city to be taxed.



And lo, the Stimulus came upon them; and they were sore afraid.



And a chorus of Pelosim descended from on high, and said unto them, Fear not; for I bring a million million simoleons which shall be to some people.



And even unto the ACORNs of the field, who toil not, neither do they spin, but do turn out a heavenly host on election day; unto ACORN shall be two thousand million gold simoleons.



Hosannah in the highest.